...and we're off!

we're off to japan-china-japan for 10 12 days. see you on the flip side!

Vintage Phoenix Postcards

1. Amazing bubble lamp cluster in the Chris-Town Mall, PHX, AZ.
2. The Western Financial Center as featured in Suture, PHX, AZ.

Old Phoenix was so charming. Some of these gems still remain. This site has great info if you ever want to take a MCM tour of the PHX.

What I do for a living:

I fudge numbers.

{by mary+matt via hi+low }

Blasphemous!

we met michio & he signed our books! he was so gracious, charismatic, and gentle. i really had to restrain myself from reaching out and caressing his hair. it was amazing to be in the presence of one of the greatest minds of our times. the lecture was incredible, despite technical difficulties and the opening act. OMG, the opening act. heresy. blasphemy. two fucking idiot "illusionists" not even worthy of an eight year old child's birthday party. they flubbed the most simplest of tricks. we could literally see their "magic." penn and teller they were not. this was an actual quote: "pick a number, any number" "oh, that's too high, how about three?" bad bad bad. 

this , however, is good:

“Life is like a bicycle, to keep your balance your must keep on moving.”

- Albert Einstein

Michio @ ASU Tomorrow!

First Dick Dawkins , then David Sedaris , now Michio Kaku ?!

ASU, you're too good to me. You pay my bills and stretch my brain. I'm so excited {though not as excited as r}!

p.s. Stephen Motherfucking Hawking will be here in April. WTF.

Paint it black!

Erin from Design Crisis wanted to see our black bedroom. Behold!

Courtesy of G.O.D. 

♥weekend♥photos♥

Wow. This has been such an epic weekend. I've never felt so much love in my life before. Thank you for all the lovely birthday wishes, hugs, cake, food, & booze. I'm beyond blown away by your friendship & kindness. Thank you, thank you, thank you. I feel like the luckiest girl in the universe.

What came first, the chihuahua or the egg? 

I really quack myself up. Ugh.

My dream Alaia shoes (from my MIL & mam)  & an ostrich egg from Whitney!

I LOVE YOU, ALL!

Sing-a-long!

Thanks for introducing me to this, Megan.

26 years ago...

Hugh Crawford 

Hotdiggitydog, it's Friday!

Hope you have a great weekend. Call me if you want to party!

{via monstermunch}

I want to sleep on you...

These would look mighty fabulous on our red leathah sofa. Yum.

♥

Happy Thursday, lovelies!

{via bebe le strange}

Gratitudes: Open Letters Edition

Dear Sarah,

Thank you for being such a monumental idiot and driving the Straight Talk Express straight off a cliff engulfed in flames. Thank you, thank you. America thanks you. Thanks for affording me great pleasure to see your sour little puss last night with your privileged monochromatic crowd of long entitled faces somberly staring back at you at the Biltmore.

We, on the other hand, stood in a room filled with trannies, first americans, AZNs, babies, geekwads, ganstas, motorheads, church ladies... all with tears of joy/relief in our eyes, love for each other and a new found sense of patriotism in our hearts, high five-ing & hugging, strangers from all walks of life, connecting on a human level. Oh, and I'm sorry if I called you a cunt , sorta. Well, not really. 

Love,

me

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Dear Tina,

Thank you for being so brilliant and amazing. Thanks for reshaping the landscape of women in pop culture amidst a sea of Hohans and Hiltons... Bringing smart-is-sexy back. Also, thanks for doing such a great job pointing out what a fucking idiot Palin is. You done good, sister. 

Love,

me

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Dear Amy,

Thank you so much for your magnificent meat package. Your wit never ceases to amaze me. I can't wait to get in my car every day to the smell of bacon. Oh, by the way, have you seen these bacon cups?  I want to drink coffee out of them. Hope you're swell, a proper thank you to follow.

Love,

me

ps. Love the roller derby reference, but don't remind me!

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Dear Kris, 

Thanks so much for pointing me to the Shiba Inu pupper cam! Now I'll never get any work done! Oh shit! They're all awake now!!! Allow me to ignore my IRL dog so I can watch these webdogs at an undisclosed location.

Love,

me

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Dear Whit,

I'm so excited to hear that you'll be in town on Friday and can make it to my unofficial party! I miss you so much and can't wait to squeeze you! (and congratulate you in person!)

Love,

me

PARTY!!

Come help me celebrate my birthday at this unsanctioned party, this Friday, at the Ruby Room. It should be superawesomefuntimes!

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