Friday, September 30, 2011

Pelican Nebulae // Prada

“I hate writing, 
I love having written.”
-Dorothy Parker

Monday, September 26, 2011

STOP IT


There's not enough Jayne on here.
There's not enough Jayne in the world.

Just when you think she can't get any cooler, 
she sends you grape licorice in the mail 

Big fun, indeed.


Tuesday, September 20, 2011

Dissolving me

"I see nothing. We may sink and settle on the waves. The sea will drum in my ears. The white petals will be darkened with sea water. They will float for a moment and then sink. Rolling over the waves will shoulder me under. Everything falls in a tremendous shower, dissolving me." 
-Virginia Woolf, The Waves

Sunday, September 18, 2011

Inbox Gold

Three plus years ago, I received the following WORK email. 
It's still, hands down, my favorite.



-----Original Message-----
From: Patrice B********-C*****
Sent: Thu 4/12/2007 10:10 AM
To: DL.ORG.UC.SEE.APP
Subject: Thank You!

Thank you for your wonderful card and kind words of inscription
celebrating my achievement. I am so blessed to have such great and
caring colleagues.  



In the words of McDonalds.."baa daa dut duh dah. I'm lovin' it!"   :-)

Patrice B********-C*****
Office of the Executive Director


Saturday, September 10, 2011


HEADLEATHER CRUMBS. the translation for "dandruff" in chinese.