Wednesday, June 27, 2012

Please Hang Up and Dial Again


Fifteen amazing Garfield tattoos. This one is pretty fab, too.

Did any of you ever have a Garfield phone? I didn't, but my uncle did. I yearned for every visit. I'd step through the door, give the half-hearted obligatory hugs, then fly up the stairs to meet my old friend. 

I'd wake him from a deep slumber by picking up the receiver, then proceed to plunge him back into a narcoleptic blackout by slamming it into the cradle. In between this ritual, I'd stop to finger his curved ears and twirl his cord/tail around my pinky.

Saturday, June 16, 2012

New Project


I'm working on a new detective novel, The Case of the Mysterious Vanishing Tit.

Monday, June 11, 2012

Shit My Mom Buys

I'm so excited to announce that Katrin of Mischief Champion and I made a zine inspired by this post.

Pick up your copy here!


shitmymombuyszine.tumblr.com

Monday, June 04, 2012

Arizona Muse // Saturn Aurora


"Grief is the price we pay for love."
-Queen Elizabeth II

photos via jak&jil and nasa pic of the day